Just another Friday at the office...
co-worker 1: I think it's time for some tea
Co-worker 2: Just coffee for me
My Mom: I think it's time for a margerita!!!!!!
Go Mom!
on-my-1eve1:

lol
Rappers
My mom: Did you ever see that episode of the Kardashian's having that rapper come to the younger girls birthday? I like that rapper.
Me: Who was it? I didn't see that episode.
Mom: I forget his name.
Me: What'd he look like?
Mom: He was black.

funnyordie:

The Damon Legacy (Bourne Parody)

There was never just Matt.

Peaceful Resolutions

(E-mail Correspondence between my Mother Dearest and I)

 

ME: Inspirational quote for the day! Thought you might like J:

 “When you call yourself an Indian or a Muslim, or a Christian or a European, or anything else, you are being violent…you are separating yourself from the rest of mankind.  When you separate yourself by belief, by nationality, by tradition, it breeds violence.  So a man who is seeking to understand violence does not belong to any country, to any religions, to any political party, or partial system; he is concerned with the total understanding of mankind.”J.Krishnamurti

MOM: What are you trying to say? I don’t think I want to hold hands and sing campfire Kum Ba Yah songs any time soon.

ME: Why not? We are all human; we should be peaceful toward each other.

MOM: WHAT? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!

Me: -_-  For the love of God, please tell me I’m adopted.

collegehumor:

“Suspicious Coin” Turns Out To Be Quarter
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.

collegehumor:

“Suspicious Coin” Turns Out To Be Quarter

If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.